Tsokolate

"A chocolate inspired rant."

First of all, i thought of this music video of as "hehe, it's spanish." And then I realized, i didn't understand anything except for "corazon." Since the music video is entitled as Chocolate, first thing that came to my mind was: 

Charlie and the chocolate factory (this includes the parody movie Epic Movie); 

Charlie and the chocolate factory is about a poor boy named Charlie. His father works in a toothpaste factory. At the same phase of the toothpaste factory, there lies Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. The factory was abandoned - firing all of the employees - because of the owner's personal preferences. Charlie's grandfather worked directly at the chocolate factory and he was one of the fired employees. One day, Willy announced to the public that he distributed 5 golden tickets to random chocolates that were produced in his company. Those who will luckily find the golden tickets can have an access to Willy's factory. Also, a grand prize awaits for the lucky person. And so, four golden tickets have been found. The four golden ticket holders were gluttonous, spoiled and impolite, competitive and boastful, and an aggressive know-it-all children. Then the fifth ticket was found in Russia, belonging to a rich kid. Charlie who has lost all hope bought a chocolate to compensate his negative emotions. While eating the chocolate, the media announced that the fifth ticket was a bluff. Charlie then found the golden ticket inside the chocolate he was holding. 

During the tour, the children thought of Willy Wonka as a weird person. Then they found out that the factory was operated by mini persons called Oompa-Loompas. The children were so excited inside the factory that they found themselves in trouble. The gluttonous kid fell into the river of chocolates. The spoiled and impolite kid was thrown away by trained squirrels. The competitive and boastful kid inflated and her skin turned blue when she ate the experimental chewing gum. The aggressive know-it-all child shrunk down. Charlie then was the only one who was left. He won the grand prize - being the next heir to the factory. Willy Wonka then awarded the prize to Charlie but with one condition - he cannot bring his family to the factory. Charlie refused the offer then left the factory.

Charlie then came to knew the past of Willy Wonka. Willy was a son of a dentist thus forbids him to eat candy. He then left home. After a few years, returning with success, he found his home completely abandoned - his family left him. This explains why Willy Wonka was weird and in solitude. Charlie then convinced Willy to find his father. Then they found him. Willy's father was in track of his life. Then they reunited. Willy then allowed Charlie's family to move with him in the factory. 

"This one has a different story."

second, nutella; 

"Nutella is like food from heaven above."

then the local sweets I used to eat when I was a kid.

"This one is called Pastillas. A local sweet made from carabao milk. But back in our home place, this one is called Adong."